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for what the guy looks like, I'd say that's on par...
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Joke? I think you created a new definition for a word. You dont give yourself enough credit, Sergio.
I am submitting this to urban dictionary.
This guy is definately the landing portal when anybody on craigslist is looking for "space docking"
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I think I actually saw that guy in a club once. He was dressed like he was in the first couple of pics. I was talking to a girl when he walked by.
She looked him and said "any guy who dresses like that obviously has a tiny dick."
He wound up taking home a fat girl who was dressed like a ho.
True story.
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Women always say that to me at the nude beach. You know, like when I am naked.
I take it as a shit test.
"I am a grower, not a shower" I tell them. Then I bust into some hard core rapport and shit. Run the cube.
Eventually they figure out that the grower thing is a lie. But I still get my man juice, in their eye.
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He was wearing a blazer over it and sunglasses (along with the hat, earrings, and t-shirt) and had this weird walk and exaggerated BL. I guess he was trying to come off as "dominant" but he just looked like a try hard douchebag.
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